Jake’s Lincoln – Mustache Competition

It’s time once again for the Jake’s Lincoln Mustache Competition!

On Sunday January 29 at 7pm, We’ll gather at 14th & P Street. At the end of the night we’ll have a new Champion! This is the 2nd year we’ve done this, and there is no better way to spend a sunday night!

You don’t want to miss this event!

Here are the Official Rules:

• There will be 8 official judges judging on 6 categories on a 1-5 point scale. The categories are: Fullness, Believability, Style & Creativity, Best Name (All good stache’s have a moniker),  Symmetry and Rideability.
• While there are prizes for the winners, the athlete with the lowest cumulative score will have his (or her) mustache promptly shaved with a Venus Razor.
• Mustaches cannot connect to the sideburns (that makes it a beard, dumbass)
• Besides the overall competition, there will be some side contests including:  Guinness absorption, cookie dusting ability and more.
• A $10 registration fee is required.  This fee entitles you to: an official shirt, a pint of Guinness (for the competition), as well as a complementary Dirty Sanchez (it’s a drink you pervert)
• Remember that this is a friendly competition & that you are all winners just for growing yourself an awesome lip sweater.  Unless of course you’re the loser.  In which case you should take the whole next year to start from scratch and prove to everyone that you have what it takes to grow a respectable dick duster.